Lord of the Rings: a.k.a How I humped the book by Peter Jackson…

This is something that I wanted to write for quite long time. This is to show how much I hate Lord of the Rings movies… All three of them…

I`m a good reader, and I know book films and film books are not that good. However there is something really different in LOTR. With all the media coverage and bullshit reviews of the movies, Peter Jackson become a super human, and he`s obviously much more famous that J.R.R.Tolkien. And this pisses me off…

I read the book in two languages. First in Turkish, then in english. And I must admit, the english version of my book has a scene from the movie on the cover. I also do not consider myself as someone who dedicated his life to LOTR. But I loved the book, I loved the story and especially the characters in the book. I cannot say the same thing for the movie! Let the ranting start…

Frodo: He`s gay. I`m sorry to say but his weak, cry-a-lot, girly character made my life a living hell during the couple of hours I spent in the movie theater. I certainly didn`t imagine him like while reading the book. The small person can achieve big things image is completely raped by P. Jackson. He made Frodo so “small” that he became a whiny shitty character. Enough said…

Gimli: Give me a break! He`s the taşakoğlanı in the movie. (This is a turkish saying meaning testicle boy…) Everybody makes fun of him, he`s goofy, low IQ and so so warrior. Hey Peter, WTF man? Have ever read the book? Gimli is a great warrior, blunt and definitely not a source of comic relief! Why would anybody waste such a good charater, is beyond my imagination!

Sam: Gay number 2. They are a duo of whiny puppies. In the name of making Sam naive, the movie depicts him as gay. Period!

Actually I`m super bored of this entry I`m gonna stop. This makes me upset! I`ll continue one day… Especially on Saruman, Gandalf Mortal Combat scene… ARGH!

Dick Cheney talking about Iraq Invasion in 1994.

Vice President Dick Cheney talks about invasion of Iraq in 1994. He`s pretty confident too!!!! (I saw this in infowars.com)

 

Here is the transcript:

Q: Do you think the U.S., or U.N. forces, should have moved into Baghdad?

A: No.

Q: Why not?

A:
Because if we`d gone to Baghdad we would have been all alone. There
wouldn`t have been anybody else with us. There would have been a U.S.
occupation of Iraq. None of the Arab forces that were willing to fight
with us in Kuwait were willing to invade Iraq.

Once
you got to Iraq and took it over, took down Saddam Hussein`s
government, then what are you going to put in its place? That`s a very
volatile part of the world, and if you take down the central government
of Iraq, you could very easily end up seeing pieces of Iraq fly off:
part of it, the Syrians would like to have to the west, part of it —
eastern Iraq — the Iranians would like to claim, they fought over it
for eight years. In the north you`ve got the Kurds, and if the Kurds
spin loose and join with the Kurds in Turkey, then you threaten the
territorial integrity of Turkey.

It`s a quagmire if you go that far and try to take over Iraq.

The
other thing was casualties. Everyone was impressed with the fact we
were able to do our job with as few casualties as we had. But for the
146 Americans killed in action, and for their families — it wasn`t a
cheap war. And the question for the president, in terms of whether or
not we went on to Baghdad, took additional casualties in an effort to
get Saddam Hussein, was how many additional dead Americans is Saddam
worth?

Our judgment was, not very many, and I think we got it right.

 

Comcast Terms Change: You Lose Right to Sue

I just received this from a colleague, and it`s really scary. If you are a Comcast customer, take action or you lose your rights! Read below, and full article here.

There is also an online opt-out page from Comcast here.

Snipplet from the article:
ROCKVILLE, Md. – If you`re the type to just write the checks and throw away the paperwork when bills come in, you may want to take another look at your July Comcast bill.

According to Jane Lawton, Montgomery County`s cable administrator, Comcast changed the terms of your subscription agreement.

Customers who do not opt out within 30 days of receiving the Comcast Arbitration Notice will relinquish their right to pursue any legal remedies against Comcast in court, including claims for negligence, fraud or intentional wrongdoing. This means you lose the right to sue Comcast, while Comcast retains the right to sue you.

Here is yet another bash script

I usually end up writing some stupid, sometimes pointless bash scripts. Once in a while, if i`m not in hurry, I share them on my blog. If I needed once, someone else might need it too.

This time the script is about having too many jpg files and putting them in zip files that contains only 19 pictures. : D (This was because of a limitation of a free picture hosting site that I will not name them here, cause they suck!)

Here we go

#!/bin/bash
#Set the initial counters.
A=1;J=0;
#loop for the file in this directory
for i in *.jpg
  
do
   
#ZIPPY is where I collect all the files
     
ZIPPY=”$ZIPPY $i”
    #HERE we count the files and use
    #modulo operation to find the 19th file
     
let “J=$J+1”
     
let “REST=$J % 19”
  
if [ “$REST” -eq 0 ]
   
then
     
# The rest is easy : )
       zip bolum$A.zip $ZIPPY
       ZIPPY=””
       let “A=$A+1”
   
fi
done

Thank you youtube!

You have no friends, you are a pathetic loser, get some friends by uploading videos…

Thanks for nice comments about my loneliness in this world! This is when you first subscribe to youtube….

I`m on a roadtrip!

Hey blog readers,

I`m currently on a roadtrip with Maria. So far it`s been 5 days and we`ve been to: Blueridge parkway, (470 miles including Virginia, North Carolina) Tennessee, (including Nashville, Knoxville, and Memphis).

I will write some summary at the end of the trip with some pics. We are driving, unfortunately we`re not on the motorcycle :

We are currently in Sparta, VA. : )

Here is a teaser ; )