Zipir – I meow…

My peon is a moron… Yes. I talk about the owner of this page… My peon Emre… Everyday he goes into a room and never comes back for at least 8-10 hours. The other living organism in the house also gets into the same room around same time as my peon, and sometimes doesn`t come back even for days. I get bored to stay in the same room for 10 mins and they go to that room and stay there hours, sometimes days! Meow! What a boring life it is!

But i have no respect for this lowest form of life! It is a disgrace for the cat family! It walks on two feet only! AND DOESN`T HAVE A TAIL! (I`m not talking about the lack of whiskers… sheesh…)

I`m sleepy….

Zipir…

From now on, sometimes Zipir will take over the blog (just like he took over the world sometime ago) and write his own thoughts, his life and he will share his ideas with you. He did not comment how often he will do that when asked. (i think he is lazy anyway…) Stay tuned for Zipir the ruler…

Choose Life…

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose a future. Choose life…